[There’s a loud screech and it’s very annoying. It belongs to a certain country named Poland.

Who is stuck in a tree. Just his luck to appear in a tree.]

Oh my gosh! I like, wasn’t even in a plane this time! Whose bright idea was it to put me in a tree? Is this phone supposed to make me happy or something? 'Cause uh, it totally is not helping this ( Read more... )